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Jobby Jabber 

To 'Jobby Jabber' someone is to sneak up behind them with your hands together (as if in prayer) and 'jab' them in the 'gooch' (the area between the anus and the scrotum).
"Holy fuck by the way! Ye want tae a fuckin seen the jobby jabber a dun tae Ricky, he fuckin made a mad noise like a dug gettin hit by a motur!"
"A dare ye tae Jobby Jabber that polismin! A fuckin dare ye!"
"Yer maws got a heavy growler! A went tae Jobby Jabber her n a loast a finger!"
Jobby Jabber by pierjumpmental March 11, 2008

jobby-jabber 

fudge-packer fart-knocker starfish-invader
that webby, he's a jobby-jabber!
jobby-jabber by charlie-boy February 9, 2004
To suffer a massive loss from a scam or fraud from one of your friends
Man I got jibbed by Jibran man he lost me $50,000.
Jibbed by Mikethag0d January 26, 2021

Jew Jabber 

The annoying, nasel, whining, highpitched, stammering accent, of a New City York Jew. Filler words "uh", "emm". Disgusting!
The voice of Woody Allen has the annoying sound of Jew Jabber.

poon jabber 

One who Jabbs the poon. One who really bets up that pussy.
that porn star is a real poon jabber!
poon jabber by poonjabber December 30, 2015

poo jabber 

a) A person who likes to gouge, poke or prod his or her own, or foreign feces.

b) The ultimate insult
a) Person #1: "Ehysha pokes poo with really short sticks so it gets on her fingers."

Person #2: "Man, what a poo jabber."

b) Person #1: "I hate Elysha, shes a poo jabber who likes to jab poo."

Person #2: "Well said."