ivantale

a very good song.
it is written by the band "real men," and it's only a demo so far, but i've been listening to it non-stop! it's so good.
here are the lyrics:
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Story of IVANTALE
I woke up and cried
My wife fucking died

My kids hate me now

This is my IVANTALE
I stood up and walked to check on my wife
but then I realize, that she ain't inside
I'm worried noooooooooow
what do I do with her noooooooooooow?
I told my kids to stay inside
Left the house, and I'm petrified
What the fuck do I do nooooooooooow?
Where the fuck should I go noooow???

person 1: did you hear that new song by real men?
person 2: oh yeah! i love story of ivantale.

by sexy king musha May 18, 2020

Ivana

Ivana is a very nice person and she’s very pretty but she would hurt you the most even tho she would not realize it. She also has an amazing personality and a lot of people love her, she would be most likely one of those popular girls.

“hi my name is Ivana”

by IHYSM. November 21, 2021

Ivantang

It is what happens to a man when he gets pussy whipped. It turns men into blithering idiots who do things against known logic.

Ex. 1 - That poor Ivantang keeps on going back to that chick even though he knows she'll never leave her boyfriend.

Ex. 2 - She's seeing some other dude, he knows about it and he's still doing Christmas with her? He's been Ivantanged!

by DingoDawg December 19, 2008

Ivana

Best hand-porn buddy ever!!!! She is the sexiest sweetest and kindest friend that you will ever meet

That sexy girl over there looks like an Ivana

by Sexy<3 69 November 10, 2014

Ivannabitch

A vodka with attitude! A kick ass, inexpensive brand of Vodka which is distilled 5 times.

I want that Vodka Tonic with Ivannabitch!

by kaosandmischief December 22, 2010

Ivana

The spicyest banana you will ever meet. A true friend, sometimes talks gibberish and thinks cold is nice but loves all childhood shows and you will get on with her very well

Dang look at that spicy banana she must be an Ivana

by Icybanana November 24, 2018

amanda and ivana

the worlds greatest couple, they make everyone jealous.

"is that amanda and ivana?? They are like perfect."

by Andy Clarke November 25, 2016