face itch

An annoying itch that appears on one's face when their hands are engaged in an important activity (primarily video games) and cannot be used to alleviate the itch without negative side affects. The face itch only appears at these inopportune moments and would not otherwise appear when the itch could be easily scratched.

Johnny got a face itch just as he was about to own his friend at madden. He took his hands off the controller to scratch his face and messed up the play; Johnny lost. Stupid face itch.

by DanaM April 8, 2008

jock itch

1. Tinea cruris, or ringworm of the groin area. Tinea is a fungus or yeast-like organism that is normally found on skin but overgrows into an infection when there is a weakened state or unbalance. Tinea can also infect the feet (athlete's foot, tinea pedis), the body, or the scalp (ringworm, not a worm at all, given the name from the spreading of the infection that makes a sort of round ring-like red mark on the margins of the infected area.)

Jock itch was said by Bill Cosby to be "better than a good woman", referring to the utter relief found by uninterrupted scratching to relieve the nasty itch.

2. The yearning to be an athlete by a physically unremarkable nerdy kid.

Beauregard kept his wife Fanny up all night with his incessant scratching of his scrotum. Finally, tired of the bed shaking, she tossed him out with the hounds, saying if he wanted to scratch his privates, he could do it in company that appreciated such activities. Beauregard retorted that she was remarkably unsympathetic about his jock itch and reminded her how he was completely sensitive to her situation when she had a yeast infection. Beauregard is getting used to sleeping permanently in the dog house.

by Luigi the ORIGINAL December 29, 2005

Itachi

Cool guy, who has cool Sharingan eyes, and proper whips ass.
See episode 82 for his debut fight

Itachi: I won't take as long as Kisame if i do this...
Kakashi: Ninpou Suiton Suijinheki!!

by London_guitarist September 21, 2005

itchy coo

A word used to describe the large berries found growing on rose hip bushes. They get their name from the seeds found inside. When the berry has been split open, very small, hairy seeds fall out which when in contact with skin irritates it.

"Those rotten bastards put an itchy coo down my back."
"The itchy coo bush was coming along splendidly."

by My name is Arthur August 23, 2007

itchy chin

when some one says something that you don't belive, or that you know that it isn't true.

1st guy : i hit that brat around the corner
2nd guy : i've got an itchy chin

by trfc4eva August 1, 2006

Itachi Slappin' Niggas put Niggas to Sleep

This is used all though my school. It basically means that someone is So Super humanly fast with movement, Actually Slapped the shit out of Someone to the point that they are sleep as Soon as he turns around. This Term was connected to a Now Blocked Video on YouTube Where it has Travis Scott's Goosebumps in the background playing and as Soon as the man Slaps him it goes into Slow monition to where Kendrick say "..The PUSSY TO DIE FOR!" Because the guy Immediate swiped his girlfriend off her feet and ran away with her.

The Character Itachi Uchiha is from Naruto and he was named the strongest of the Uchiha clan, with this he was quick. This Phrase is Simply putting a Red Flag on someone because of their Brute strength while being able to keep Unbelievable Strength all at the Same time having a Motivation to get somewhere without having to fight a nigga.

Damn Nigga Call the Fucking Akatsuki Damn I swear Itachi Slappin' Niggas Put Niggas to Sleep.

by Grumpy Gril'la April 4, 2017

Itachi uchiha

The guy who could wreck everyone without trying, and if u did, it meant he was either going easy on u, or it was madara uchiha

Hey that guy beat everyone in the room with no difficulty ! He's such an Itachi uchiha!

by Persan January 29, 2019