Stealing something that isn't for you, and then play the victim 7/24, oh also to remain everyone about fake genocides that happened to your kind in the past like the Holocaust.
Person 1: dude, Israel israeled Palestine.
Person 2: dude, did you forget what happened in the Holocaust, again?
Person 1: yeah, because it's fake.
Person 2: dude, did you forget what happened in the Holocaust, again?
Person 1: yeah, because it's fake.
by The Ununderstandable January 26, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. they said that? oh they israeling
by plooooooper January 27, 2024
Get the Israelingmug. A jewish person with critical thinking skills here. If you open up the torah and you read it, you’ll read the story of how jewish people are descendants of Abraham.
Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.
According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'
Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey'; this promised land is never referred to as 'israel'.
So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?
‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of people - a.k.a. settler colonialists. We see the IOF and settlers exhibiting this behaviour today, trying to imitate the myth.
Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Hence, Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine as their home land.
Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.
According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'
Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey'; this promised land is never referred to as 'israel'.
So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?
‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of people - a.k.a. settler colonialists. We see the IOF and settlers exhibiting this behaviour today, trying to imitate the myth.
Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Hence, Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine as their home land.
It’s terrifying that so many jewish people do not know the history of their religion or their culture, especially the ashkenazi, who are indo-European with no genetic connection to the middle east.
Another note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this and we all know the torah, bible and qur'an are books of myth and most importantly; the promised land and this concept of an 'israel' is myth. No self respecting atheist would support israel, when you don't believe in god, you can't believe in an israel.
Another note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this and we all know the torah, bible and qur'an are books of myth and most importantly; the promised land and this concept of an 'israel' is myth. No self respecting atheist would support israel, when you don't believe in god, you can't believe in an israel.
by Scholar of judaism November 17, 2023
Get the israelmug. by Zionistman42069 May 3, 2024
Get the Occupied Israelmug. When someone comes to share something you own with you and then steals it by force and law and tells the world that you are the one who wants to steal it
A person asked me to let him drink water from my bottle, and after a few minutes he asked me not to drink from it so that it would last him the whole day!I've been israeled!
by Pojhd November 25, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. Israel can eat a dick. The Jews can eat a dick. The Israeli Jews are getting more out of America than the America creator of AI! How is that possible? In what world? Well, a world where the Jews think they are God. This is why Hilter. They attack Iran. It's 'preemptive self-defense.' You retaliate in any way shape or form? Terrorism. Who decides who gets nukes and who does not? Doesn't matter. The Jews don't have to submit to any other authority.
Hym "Um... No America does not stand with Israel. Ted Cruz need to stop lying over there because we do not give a single fuck about Israel."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
Get the America Does Not Stand With Israelmug. When you visit your friend's place, become overly fond of it, and consider taking it over while evicting them. However, things take a heated turn as they resist, turning the situation into a struggle, albeit with an implication that they might be in the wrong for opposing your intentions.
by Foxxyfoxx January 26, 2024
Get the Israeledmug.