Ashton Irwin

Drummer and the oldest member of the band 5sos. He is also unanimously daddyaf

Your Friend: Ashton Irwin is my fav 5sos member, omg he's like sooooo cute

by alwaystired2300 April 14, 2019

Agnes Irwin

Yeah what everyone else says is true about Irwins girls and how they look and act and that stuff, but there are a few who are not like that at all and trust me i know! Some girls there hate the main line factor of the school and even through i think all the girls can hemm kilts very well that doesn't mean they are like all the other girls there. My friends there hate all those blonde girls who wear all the pearls, they are into rock and metal music and don't have to take all this staireotyping from people. Just because there are girls there who are VERY preppy doesn't mean there aren't any other girls there you are the complete opposite!

'I wish that Irwins actually suported individuality, like they say they do. I mean whats up with all this main line preppy stuff?'

by Duckster April 11, 2005

Agnes Irwin

A WAAAAY better school than Baldwin or EA.

p.s. Ford08 (who is obviously a Baldwin FREAK), you didn't even spell "pathetic" correctly (just proves how much dumber Baldwin is than Irwins).

Haverford Hottie: Ew, does that loser-dork who's picking her nose and is trying to wear an xsmall -- even though she is obviously an xlarge -- go to your school, Agnes Irwin Hottie ?

Irwins Hottie: Why no, Haverford Hottie. Dorky sluts don't go to MY school. She must go to...

Haverford Hottie & Irwins Hottie: BALDWIN!

by Agnesirwinchick<3 April 5, 2008

Bindi Irwin

The act of sharting ones panties at bingo. Usually the shart is so severe that the individual must throw away their panties and continue the bingo session comando.

Katie pulled a Bindi Irwin at Bingo. Laura was quite amused, but Becky was just plain ashamed.

by bingoed August 2, 2009

denis irwin

a former manchester united left back. also a successful erotic fiction writer. his literature can be found under the psedunym marilyn bastardhouse. currently living under the bridge plying his trade as an 18th century highwayman, denis recalls being a young boy struggling to make ends meet, 'i had no money until sir alex taught me water polo'

"look, there's denis irwin, gosh he's grown, he used to be the size of a 1st class stamp"

by david jizziman esq August 15, 2007

steezed irwin

to not be confused with someone with style and ease, its the day after you thizz, or pop ecstasy which is when you have that horrible come down. its when your hella tired all day and just wanna rest. sort of like a hangover without the dehydration and yacking.

im steezed irwin right now cus i popped that molly and now im just dumbass tired and clueless.

by STEEZED IRWINNNN February 4, 2009

Anges Irwin

so, this definition was posted awhile ago-

"Definition of an Agnes Irwin girl: Wearing cashmere sweaters, Gucci sunglasses, and Tiffanys galore, these Philadelphian socialits take pride in their top notch prepatory education, the Agnes Irwin School. Arriving in BMWs, Audis, or Land Rovers, these blondes (if not outwardly, then at least at heart) not only know how to calculate daddy's trust fund, but also their 1300> SAT score. Special skills include superior hair flipping, being tan all year round, and looking sexy in a white buttondown shirt, collar up. When not applying to the top universities in the country, these AIS ladies may be spotted at parties with an Ivy League bound hunk, while taking shots of expensive liquor from their families wine cellars. Ultimately defined as one of beauty, wealth, and brains, an AIS girl will carry on the tradition of charming you with her classy styles and grace."

i believe that was the most pathetic thing i've ever read. i don't do to ais, baldwin, haverford, or whatever, i am in fact well out of college.

if you're proud of being that way, you need a serious reality check- what you have described it the most heinous thing most people in the real world could ever concieve. get ready for a rude awakening if you ever leave your precious main line and live in reality.

ps. you're all just really sad.

by feeling sorry for you May 5, 2005