irritable vowel syndrome

Refers to a semi-serious malady whereby an impatient/cantankerous person habitually "whimpers 'n' growls" using long drawn-out wordless/meaningless noises that, if written out phonetically, would consume a whole lotta letters other than consonants, such as "Aaaaaaaaaarrgghhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...!" or, "Eeeeeeeeeennnggguuuuuuuuuhhh...!"

I never take my spoiled-rotten teenage cousin along on family shopping-trips anymore... the lengthy wait-times between stores, our unwillingness to purchase the unnecessary/overly-expensive items he desires, our inability to go around to all the places he wants to visit, and the late hour that we usually get home all conspire to give him a major case of irritable vowel syndrome, and this constant fretting takes all the cheerfulness out of the trip for everyone else.

by QuacksO September 24, 2017

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irritator

a person that irritates people

yasmeen is a fucking irritator

by Ymcb July 17, 2016

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Irritating

1 baldboyhalo14_skeppy/Skeppy
2 an asshole

Skeppy is an irritating young ingorant son of a bitch

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irritable bowls syndrome

when your pipe runs out of weed and it becomes angry, also known as IBS (irritable bowls syndrome)

my pipe has irritable bowls syndrome and is angry

by SUPAHIGHWAY May 12, 2016

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Irritation Politics

It started in Hollywood ,you get famous by trying to irritate people.
Then it went into politics. You irritate people to get votes.
The religious irritate the non-religious , liberals irritate conservatives.
No race ,religion ,belief or anything is off limits. Nobody has the right to not be insulted.

When Steve Bannon wrangles and organizes bigots for Don Trump ,that is irritation politics at work.

by anonymous August 11, 2022

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