Iron Man

The guy from Fortnite.

It’s Iron man.

by EthanFergusontheGREAT May 12, 2024

Iron Man

Men with crippling addictions to wrapping themselves up in tin foil, iron, or anything metal related. They then go around pretending they are a Marvel Superhero.

Person 1 “ Yo dude i’m so happy we went up to the beach today”
Person 2 “ I know sa- HOLY SHIT ITS AN IRON MAN

by B-Monkey Obama November 14, 2021

Iron Man

I am Iron Man
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves, will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
When he traveled time
For the future of mankind
Nobody wants him

He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfurl
Now the time is here
For Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again

by Death Menace May 16, 2023

Iron man

A rich orphan with heart problem

Iron man is rich boiiiiii
person #10000: Y E S .

by anonymous August 18, 2021

Iron man

Fatal masturbicide by fall

I'm going to have to do an Iron man for not getting laid before 20

by ironmaiden7 August 4, 2022

Iron man

A dead nigga

Go commit iron man

by I no gay May 4, 2019

Iron Man

A dead genius billionaire playboy. Or just a real pain up the ### to Captain America. Team Cap oh what that was 3 years ago nevermind.

And I am Iron Man! *Snap*

by NoobMaster69 a.k.a 9 year old August 20, 2019