Iowa Surprise

An unexpected santorum. So named for the headline on Rick Santorum's website after his second-place win in the 2012 Iowa primaries.

"If I knew there was going to be an Iowa Surprise, I would have brought a towel."

"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"

Iowa Surprise by Araneus Cavaticus January 4, 2012

Iowa Yelling 

Talking in a slightly raised, monotone voice with attitude

Justin: Hey! Please don't do that to the popcorn, James.
*James to Izzy*
James: Justin keeps Iowa Yelling at me!

Iowa Yelling by zombiegirlfriend January 5, 2020

Iowa Smack shaft 

When a male and female (male male works too) puts an ear of corn in the mans shaft and then proceeds to smack there partner until the cum launch’s it out of the shaft and lands in the other partners mouth.

Wow, Sally was being a real hag, So I gave her the Iowa Smack Shaft to shut her up.

Iowa Smack shaft by PortalDM March 7, 2019

Iowa Banging 

When you're out on a dance floor and you finger a girl while dancing.

We were out on the dance floor Iowa Banging.

Iowa Banging by Skew19 January 18, 2010

Iowa Interview 

a person constantly asking questions that nobody want's to answer! just don't know when to shut the fuck up!

scott would stand behind people breathing heavy and swaying back & fourth asking questions that was none of his buisness , when he was told to get away, scott would ask more questions like having a Iowa Interview. ( who made you mad?, where did this come from, why did kenny break the calculator?,were did the lock to the dumpster go?, who is not here today?, do these tight sweat pants make my penis look large?, what are you looking up on the computer?),.....etc etc...

Iowa Interview by russ sharp January 24, 2012

Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb 

This action requires one full day of preparation. The day before hooking up with a filthy pig, every meal consists of eating nothing but corn on the cob. The morning of the hookup, you will need to ingest ONE full bottle of Ex-lax. While fucking her huge tits, and before you dump a load on her face, you release a massive ATOMIC like, explosive diarrhea of corn filled shit, from the the previous day's prep work onto her stomach. You then slide your ass up over her chest, onto her face, finally cleansing your ass in her hair. Thus leaving devastation everywhere.

If that filthy pig keeps it up, I'll have to give her an Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb. She's earned it.

Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb by Don't you worry about it.... February 20, 2009

iowa refund 

Iowa Refund - when someone has a very corny bowel movement on their partner(s)

I got so wasted last night I think I did an Iowa Refund

iowa refund by civeroy August 8, 2018