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Immaculate Infection

Contracting HIV/AIDS, herpes or any other STD while celibate.
Vagenda was shocked to hear from the nurse at the free clinic that she done got herself da clap again, even though she ain't been giving it up for no one, no how, for quite some time. Unfortunately, no one bought her Immaculate Infection explanation, not even her minister.
by Asphyxia 8 Mile April 26, 2009
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immaculate infection

immaculate infection getting an STD while swearing you are a virgin, never having sex before.
I must have got that herpes from a toilet seat, 'cause I never did the nasty before. She has an immaculate infection. And behold, Gabriel came down, and said fear not, I bring you tidings of a great burning, and you shall be a curse onto all men that sleep with you henceforth. And they shall call you dirty.
by St. Mary December 31, 2005
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invitingnessness

an extremely welcoming personality that attracts both sexes
that person is full of invitingnessness
by sudonshad July 27, 2010
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Conditional Invitation

When someone is invited to a social event on the condition that they don't come. Usually done to make sure someone knows that you don't want them there, rather then that you simply forgot to invite them.
'You can come out djanning with us on one condition, you don't come.'

-Textbook example of the conditional invitation
by robertstapelsmum October 19, 2009
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rear injection

No rear injections for me, I'm exit only!
by Anon_69 January 3, 2011
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Yeet Infection

A yeast infection so bad you want to throw out the whole vagina.
"Quit wearing spandex underpants, you'll get a yeet infection."
by hurricane_latrina December 26, 2019
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California Ear Infection

After having anal sex a man sticks his penis into the ear of his partner and ejaculates. Many times causing an ear infection due to the bacteria present on his penis from anal sex.
That ho got a California Ear Infection after her man plowed her poop chute.
by CA Ear Infection January 20, 2013
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