The act of imagined sexual intercourse via the more mundane medium of text - be it in the form of traditional book-bound text; text message on your mobile; or whilst being groomed by Nigel, 52, from Dudley over the internet.
This is linked to the increasingly-common physical ailments of internet hand and mobile claw.
This is linked to the increasingly-common physical ailments of internet hand and mobile claw.
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MandingoStud31: "Nibble baby, nibble!We getting some textual intercourse tonight!"
MandingoStud31: "Nibble baby, nibble!We getting some textual intercourse tonight!"
by Lord Gus August 4, 2007
Get the Textual intercourse mug.-The act of a male sticking his erect penis into a woman's waiting vagina, either for fun or in hopes of creating a child. Thrusting at various speeds, the male pushes his penis into the woman repeatedly until they ate finished with the deed.
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Tom and Mindy had some sexy sexual intercourse on her mother's bed that night while her parents were away to get revenge on them for not letting him come over to bang. A few months later, Mindy was pronounced pregnant because teenagers don't exactly use protection any more...
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A scientific term for "making love", "going to bed with", "carnal knowledge", or just simply put, "sex".
by th100 September 18, 2010
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Just like tourettes only marginally worse due to the fact that you chose to write a comment, re-read your post and think-
"yeah, that's ready for the worlds eyes"
perhaps i've said too much.
Just like tourettes only marginally worse due to the fact that you chose to write a comment, re-read your post and think-
"yeah, that's ready for the worlds eyes"
perhaps i've said too much.
Social network status update- "I've become so self obsessed i woke up the other night to a wet dream that i was having wank. True story"
Comment- "Damn son you got yourself a serious case of internourettes!"
Comment- "Damn son you got yourself a serious case of internourettes!"
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