When a flaccid penis gets tangled up in ones boxer briefs/whitey tighties and gets lodged either to the right or the left of the testicles; therefore, creating a little bit of a bulge as if you have a sausage in your pocket.
Grocery store owner: Hey man are you stealing one of my smoked kielbasas or is that a massive pocket sausage in your pants?
Man: It's a pocket sausage man. I got some new whitey tighties and they are way to tight.
Man: It's a pocket sausage man. I got some new whitey tighties and they are way to tight.
by Ranchy92 March 22, 2013
by jett main September 08, 2021
"... Why would you wanna pocket-watch me?" Marshawn Lynch asked.
Pocket-watch?
"Your eyes is on my pockets—you wanna know about my money situation," Lynch said.
Pocket-watch?
"Your eyes is on my pockets—you wanna know about my money situation," Lynch said.
by gfmack13 June 09, 2016
by Keyiada February 18, 2017
by Tharill15cent June 10, 2016
A small container of man juice carried in one's pocket to be thrown in an enemy's face. Can be used for self defense purposes or to defile a lesser human being.
Travis: Hey aren't you...?
Al: POCKET JIZZ! *throws pocket jizz*
Travis: Aah my eyes!
Al: Bravo 2 to base, we have successfully defiled the objective.
Al: POCKET JIZZ! *throws pocket jizz*
Travis: Aah my eyes!
Al: Bravo 2 to base, we have successfully defiled the objective.
by Squinty Eyed Bastard April 10, 2015
An insanely good bar drinks special that is so economically friendly that it can be paid for with the otherwise useless loose change and stray one dollar bills found in your pockets from the night or weekend before. These are usually only an hour long and result in a blackout status when taken advantage of correctly.
Hey Chad, round up the other gross guys! We are going to the Freemont tonight at 8 until 9 for pocket rounds.
by Arouser July 25, 2018