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At Least George Washington In The Worlds Global Name Ranking System The Illuminati Requires The Belief In Heaven, Cutting Of The Uvula, And The Removal Of One Of The Testicles As Initiation And Only Men Are Permitted To Join
The Illuminati Died Out In The 1700s Bunch Of Uvula Cutters Anyway
by Illuminatiscience February 19, 2022
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Illuminati Music

Illuminati•Music
1.
An Musical Art form, that has no boundaries.
And has the ability, to capture an unmeasurable

audience.
Nigz Omega gave Illuminati Music, a lane of it's own.
by Nigz Omega September 8, 2022
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Illuminati

1) Unbelievable; but possible because true belief the world is run by a secret society. 2) Terms of being possessed or "high" off of the shake of really bad schwag. 3) Secret society.
1) "Dude, that dunk was Illuminati!"
2) I was so Illuminati yesterday, never again."
3) "Illuminati!"
by Illuminati baby November 10, 2010
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Blackpool Illuminations

An annual lights festival in a coastal town in England, the whole promenade is covered in lights.

When a lot of (often unnecessary) lights are on in a house/building someone might liken it to Blackpool illuminations.
"This house is like bloody Blackpool illuminations! Why are all the lights on?!"
by addisonand5sos August 15, 2016
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Illuminati

A bunch of assholes who decide for the world beyond it's will
A: What word comes too your mind when you hear about wars , financial meltdowns etc.?
B: Illuminati
by Another random guy September 18, 2012
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Illuminati

Illuminati is currently the name given to the richest and most powerful people in the world. They don't call themselves that. Although a lot of people suggest it BS and fictional, We can see greed is controlling the world, the rich are getting richer everyday. War arms are expensive and only the rich can sell them. For those who poo poo the idea that there is some kind of "illuminati", Look at wealth distribution patterns over the past 30 years. The hard working people are well and truly being screwed by the rich. Greed and gluttony rules the world.
The illuminati influence people's mind in the media and influence world events because they have enough money to do whatever they want.
by Aluminumati August 13, 2015
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illuminati

It just means all of the occultists in the world who also happen to be well connected in academic and financial circles and of course in high positions of political power and global planning.They worship the devil.

Freemasons.

Satanists.

Globalists.

International Socialists.

Creators of such lovely concepts as modern Satanism,modern Wicca,the KKK,Scientology,Socialism,Communism,Nazism and the UN.

They invent lots of Satanic religions and plan on a one world religion to go with their one world government and one world currency.

see also atheism,deism and the Thule Society
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The HOLOCAUST!

^coming soon to a THEATER near you!
by see also the vatican August 25, 2005
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