poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 03, 2023

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Breathing Ice Cubes

In the midst of difficult situations you have to close your chest and move forward with emotion

In text : 🫁🧊
In speech: I’m breathing ice cubes right now

by real_lyfe_hood_poet July 14, 2024

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Lick the ice cube

When a man dips his balls in liquid nitrogen and walks around looking for people to lick them.

Dude, just had my balls liquid nitro'd, gonna go out and look for people willing to lick the ice cube.

by Thingshavehappened July 16, 2017

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mini ice cubes

based on a tiktok by @bellaseclipsewig
“Mini ice cubes, i wish i had been born a boy.”

whenever you want to be a boy

initially, it has nothing to do with ice cubes
(used by non-male humans)

Person 1: “Oh look at this handsome, cool, gorgeous boy over there who gets all these bitches!”
Person 2: *sigh* “Mini ice cubes.”

by gojō satoru March 08, 2023

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