Israeled

The process of taking back what's yours since its creation

Jews Israeled Israel.

by AIZAIZ January 8, 2024

Israeled

Israeled

Jack tried to burn down my house and rape my wife, so I Israeled him

by Larry the bulldog January 9, 2024

Israelized

When someone is very generous toward you. Send their best people to help you when your country goes through natural disasters. Open their hospitals to you when you are sick, even if you are their enemy. Operate your brain tummor and cure you even though you are a terrorist .

He helped you find the way even though you beat him? You've been Israelized.

by UnitedWeStandISrael January 25, 2024

Israeled

When a country is in need of technical assistance often for the purpose of saving lives Israel will dispatch specialized help in order to aid them

Turkey was Israeled last July when The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) Homefront Command dispatched the 150-person search-and-rescue team to Adana to help rescue and assist earthquake victims there.

by justahappyguy June 3, 2024

Israeled

When someone develops modern agricultural systems to make arid, neglected land fertile.

Nobody planted watermelon here until we Israeled it and now we have fresh fruit year-round.

by cultivate your mind January 9, 2024

Anti-Israel

Someone who is anti-Semitic and wants to kill you if you are Jewish. Could not be a less helpful person in society and is always making false claims.

You're a burden to society? Oh, you must be anti-Israel.

by Schanzer December 27, 2023

Israeled

Being given the opportunity to be who you are, practice what you believe in, and be loved for it… all while being the scapegoat for all of the world’s problems.

When you go to a restaurant and pay a friend’s bill, the table next to you complains that you didn’t pay their bill too. While they complain, they accidentally spill their drink, and then blame you for being the cause of their spilled drink. You were Israeled for being kind to your friend.

by Bananamama December 27, 2023