Israeli Cock Rocket

Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!

Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?

by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024

Israeli Handjob

The act of getting a handjob from an Israeli girl in a ferris wheel while sucking on the her titties.

Sentence 1: Jason said he’s running late to work because he was busy getting an Israeli Handjob at steel pier.

Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.

by Johnny Utah1 July 23, 2020

Israeli Gas Mask

When you cum into a yarmulke (kippah) and force it onto someone's face

Shlomo: I just had a horny hanukkah

David: how come?
Shlomo: I gave Hila an Israeli Gas Mask

by handy hickster April 13, 2021

Israeli Salad

When you're having anal sex and the recipient relieves themselves all over you.

"I was plowing this chick and she gave me the gnarliest Israeli Salad of my entire life."

by KoolGus July 23, 2025

israe

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Damn everyone needs a israe

its the most beautful girl whit a stunning body. Big booty and big boobs. She loves to watch movies and to cuddle. She never get in a relationships bur many guys wants her.

Damn everyone needs a israe

by Lionsss December 11, 2016

Israeli Jew

The only ethnic group capable of striking fear into Arabs. A single mention of them would make Arabs piss their pants. They are known for making Arabs know their place by brutally punishing them.

Arabs in Arab countries are known for oppressing immigrants and minorities.

But in Israel, Arabs are oppressed by the Gigachad Israeli Jews who make them know their filthy place

by Zionistman42069 December 16, 2024

Israeli Offense Force

Israel's army

The kikes on the Israeli offense force bombed palestine again

by D Flawless November 29, 2023