Instagram 

A place that steals memes from reddit and has more photoshop than a picture store.

Instagramer: Hey look at this meme
Redditor: Seen it.

Instagram by hatlack April 18, 2020

Instagram 

a bitch, fix ur fucking app or else i will sue u. idgaf lol.

someone: OMG DID YOU DOWNLOADED THE APP CALLED INSTAGRAM?
me: fuck no that app is a bitch

Instagram by whotfdouthink October 5, 2021

Instagram 

An app for White girls or e-boys
It is for idiots who think they look good
Everyone on Reddit will hate you if you have it

Person: Hey, do you have Instagram
Me: no: Instagram is gay
Person: no it is not
Me: Just get reddit

Instagram by GeoOnUrbanDictionary January 31, 2020

Instagram 

Its a social media!!!! YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS!!!!!!! YOU STUPID COW!!!!!

P1: "hey did you know Katie liked my post on Instagram"
P2: "OMG, i thought she was grounded."

Instagram by lady.glitter.sparkles06 April 4, 2017

instagram 

When you're dealing coke or viagra and try to be funny but it's not.

person 1: Ey, want some?
person 2: How much can i get?
person 1: an instagram
person 2: ha...ha...ha...

instagram by hermercurius April 12, 2018

instagram 

instagram witch most people call insta is a social media app were you can friend and follow other people and chat with the people you friend and follow. You can also post pictures and videos you can also post polls (were you can type a question and two different awnsers and other people on insta can tap on them as there awnser) another thing you can post are tbhs (witch stands for to be honest) and other users can put and emoji in the box that there is to describe that person.

person 1: HONEY GET OFF INSTAGRAM
person2: ok i will go on snapchat then (urban dictonary cominng out soon!)
person1: screw my life

instagram by Ice cream and dog lover1234567 October 1, 2018

Instagram 

Instagram is a platform built for little baby bitches that like to thieve memes.

“You’re have instagram?”

“GiMmE YoUr MeMeS BitCh”

Instagram by yuh691 October 10, 2019