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Weaponized Incompetence

When someone does a simple task requested of them badly on purpose so they seem too incompetent to do said task, thus ensuring nothing is ever asked of them again.
Jill: "Will you do *insert simple task here*?"
Jack: "Ugh, I guess." *Does it wrong so she feels that she can't trust him to do it right*
Jill: *Sees the horrible job jack did* "Oh.. I guess I should just do it myself next time.."
Jack: "Great! Weaponized incompetence works!"
Jill: "... What..?"
by ExplodingStrawberries November 8, 2024
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deliberate incompetence

Deliberate incompetence is a form of extreme couuetil occurs when a person find it to be in his or her best interests to pretend to have a low level of intelligence, or pretend to have beahvioral problems, or pretend to have inferior skills. Deliberate incompetence is also a form of harassment Christians and other religions use to target workers with superior skills. Deliberate incompetence is closely related to the drone phenomenon and religious and nationalist corruption.
I have known that man for years! He's not incompetent, he's pretending to be! This is motivated deliberate incompetence.
by NartDaFart May 10, 2023
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Incompetence

The most desirable trait one must posses in order to serve as a County Commissioner. When combined with paralysis by analysis, this will create desirable leadership in government positions.
Good thing they used their incompetence powers or else they would have made the right decision!
by Thomas Willis Cobb May 11, 2020
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Incompetence

The collective noun for a group of managers.
Eg. An incompetence of managers
by Rafk2 August 2, 2022
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Les Incompetents

Person1: you're what the french call "les incompetents"
Person2: is that the one quote from home alone!?!?
by bonbontofu January 8, 2025
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gross incompetence

what is placed on a police officers ham a cheese sandwich? pickles... and gross incompetence
by TardigradeFucker69 June 18, 2022
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Incompetently stupid

Something so stupid you do, that it seems beytarded
Cooking 🍳 porridge or whatever and forgetting to turn off the stove when you're done, that's incompetently stupid imho
by Sexydimma2 November 16, 2024
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