Imperial Beach

The last authentic beach ghetto in California.
Imperial Beach is too close to Mexico to ever be safe or clean.
by frick1 February 24, 2010
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Imperial weeb

A person who is really into the the culture surrounding Imperial Japan. This does not mean that they are into other Japanese forms of media (mainly samurai, anime, and manga) thus, this prevents them from being a regular Weaboo.
Is he a weeb for wanting to a Japanese kamikaze pilot. No, he's an imperial weeb
by Mrmanta14 June 16, 2019
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Imperial Pussy

A pussy to be reckoned with.
by Headscratch September 27, 2014
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Imperial system

An awfully effective, real-world-based system of weights and measures still used in some countries such as the US and partly in the UK - despite the almost dictatorial pronuniciamentoes of the EU 'Yurp'} that everything must be measured in some - mis-measured - micro-fraction of the Earth's semi-demi-circumference.
Revolves around measuring weight, length, distance and energy etc. in units that actually do make sense - inch - called 'un pouce' in French is the length of the first digit of your thumb; span is the span of a man's hand fingers outstretched; a foot - 'un pied' in French - is - well . . . - the length of a foot; a yard is a pace or step; acre is the area a horse will plough in a day 220yards by 22 yards; a chain - 22 yards - is the length of a cricket pitch. And so on.
Unlike the metric system which may have been taken on board by most countries and is used in - almost - all science - the brightness of nebulae is - please note - measured in crabs and millicrabs; but you knew that.

Seriously, metric works for scienfitc calculations. But - when did you last have to work out the weight of an inch of rain falling on an acre (versus a centimetre of rain on a hectare!).
Goliath was six cubits and a span; those Imperial units equate - in other Imperial units - to an improbabble nine foot eight tall.
Now, the metric equivalent is 2,95m (equally improbable, but not blindingly obvious to a lay man).
"The Imperial system relates to human beings, and the things they are familiar with," said Nichola to her pal Nic; "It can be used for recondite scientific calculations, but metric may well be better for those."
by railtracksurvivor March 17, 2009
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Imperial Guard

Wow, the Imperial Guard suck ass.
by Munchie January 24, 2005
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imperial beach

a place in San Diego that was nice in the 50's, but now its dangerous.
if your smart, dont go to belmont park, its scary.
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Imperial Red

When a man wears a crown whilst he is smashing a girl on her period. He becomes royalty after he preforms this act.
Did you hear Riley gave a lot lizard the imperial red?!
by LDK Limited February 02, 2022
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