I would fuck a pikachu

People who have sexual attraction to Pokémon say this

P1: did you fin-
P2: I would fuck a pikachu

by I have sex with Pokémon December 23, 2019

i would tag u in a maggu

"I would tag u in a maggu"
If someone says this to you, it means they're attracted to you and they think that you're super attractive.

Oliver: "Hey"
Riley: "Hey, what do you think of my looks?"
Oliver: "I would tag u in a maggu"
Riley: "Thanks.."

by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ April 26, 2020

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR

A sarcastic way of saying: yes I did but sarcasm funny

1: did you steal my muffins
2: *while holding muffins* NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR

by Sarcastic_mummy June 11, 2022

i would never dance for a man

what every single Tik Tok person says, like dang

tik tok person:i would never dance for a man,but him!

🐕

'starts dancing like a garbage'

by ok i pull up June 12, 2022

I would rather walk the 8k's home

When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.

"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".

by Lilblondedevil September 27, 2021

I would have it immediately

If you would divulge where this is going but you are not going that so you can say that I don't have any.

Hym "I would have it immediately and you know that. I'm not letting you do this and get away with it. No one had to die here and I can already guarantee you've wasted more lives than you were willing to expend to make a point that you didn't make because I AM NOT NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN WORSE THAN THE MEN YOU FUCK INSTEAD OF ME. Give me my money and treat my ailment. I'm accepting exactly zero conditions and I'm not rescinding anything."

by Hym Iam June 19, 2025