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i have cheese

means to have a wedgie
I wanted to go to Fruit Salad, but I have cheese.

Can someone tell the new girl she has cheese?
by jakiechan79 April 27, 2021
mugGet the i have cheesemug.

I have all

Meaning a guy who has alot of hunnies
Dude, you are a loser. No I have all!
by Brittany October 2, 2003
mugGet the I have allmug.

I have AIDS

Something you say to fill awkward silences.
Mary: "So...... what's new with you?"

Tim: ............. "I have AIDS."
by treemilk November 28, 2020
mugGet the I have AIDSmug.

i have no filter

you dont care what you say and dont think before you say it.
"Wow you really just said that!" "Yeah, because I have no filter."
by Madzxk October 1, 2017
mugGet the i have no filtermug.

I have no clue

She has no clue.
Brian:"any ideas?"
Morgyn:"I have no clue."
Brian:"She has no clue."
by Brian4reel December 8, 2016
mugGet the I have no cluemug.

I Have No Neck

Expression used by the father of the WOMAN, who has no neck.
Wes: Hey guys Glenn's dad has no neck.
The Woman: My dad does have a neck!
Glenn II: I have no neck!
The Woman: No dad, You do have a neck!
Glenn II: Listen up son or daughter, I HAVE NO NECK!
by M4x1mus June 3, 2007
mugGet the I Have No Neckmug.

I have a boyfriend

Girls who renege on interracial romance at the last minute because her friends have threatened to ostracize her from the herd.
Bai Lin: I have a boyfriend.

Maurice: Who is your Cunt Nazi?
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
mugGet the I have a boyfriendmug.

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