hotel owner

A group of incestuous, nasty, and presssed people from stan twitter sharing STDS such as jealousy and chlamydia. Trying to be as relevant as the café owners™ but miserably failing everytime. They’re the incarnation of jealousy.

I was such hotel owner today.
I was such a jealous hater today.

by unfortunately a hotel owner June 1, 2019

hotel therapy

When a married couple can barely keep it together so they book a hotel every weekend to get away from their kid and just bang.

“They hired another babysitter”
“Yeah i heard there trying out hotel therapy”

by ilymilo November 3, 2019

hotel pussy

when pussy (all genders) is just visiting your town, so you request an anonymous hook up - usually in the form of door open, ass up, face down.

a:got some hotel pussy pussy last night
b:did he wait ass up, face down?
a:damn right
b:fiitt

by nisimortale January 8, 2023

Hotel Trivago

Cats? Meow
Dogs? Woof
Me?gay
Hotel? Trivago

Hotel trivago

by Gay birch June 26, 2019

hotel party

A Hotel Party, where a bunch of crazy people get together drink, and maybe more and they totally get smashed.

At the Holiday Inn, we are going to have a hotel party. Bring the Barcadi!

by Laure March 26, 2004

Hotel prostitute

A prostitute that is on the payroll of a hotel to serve the guests. they can be asked for at the front deask.

Kathy is a hotel prostitute.

by Deep blue 2012 December 29, 2009

hotel room bachelor

semi humorous, semi offensive): a very messy-by most normal people standards- person.

the neatest person i know literally behaves like a hotel room bachelor when they actually rent a hotel room by themselves during business trips.

by Uncle Dimma September 24, 2013