When a hostage discovers the door is unlocked and the other hostages find out. Hostage swarms only occur when there are many hostages. Some hostages may die in a hostage swarm. If you find yourself in a hostage swarm, pretend to be a captor so they run away from you.
by wisewolf64 June 10, 2018
Get the Hostage Swarmmug. Hym "Hahaha! Get it? Norville and Gigi? Right? Cus he's a son-husband who loves at home with his mom! Hahahahahahaha! But that has nothing to do with the hostage situation."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
Get the Hostage situationmug. When someone doesn't believe that you actually have legit plans for lunch and holds you at bay until the other party contacts you and tells you that they are ready. This is done just to make sure that you're not ditching them.
by ewanders1 November 18, 2011
Get the Lunch Hostagemug. when someone( specifically friends, family, coworkers) forces you to watch painfully unfunny or uninteresting videos .
A person who is forced to watch videos that either bore them to death or causes them to weep internally for how unfunny they are .
When someone is asked to watch a video that they know will be a waste of the next few minutes of their lives but they watch it anyway because they at least half-like the person.
A person who is forced to watch videos that either bore them to death or causes them to weep internally for how unfunny they are .
When someone is asked to watch a video that they know will be a waste of the next few minutes of their lives but they watch it anyway because they at least half-like the person.
My brother sat across me from me looking at something on his phone. He laughed boisterously. I jumped up and ran out of the room before I became his video hostage and was forced to watch people fall or get their balls smashed in.
by Beelzebubles February 28, 2015
Get the Video Hostagemug. Someone who starts a conversation with you when in fact you have no wish to speak to them, then talks for ages without giving you an opportunity to excuse yourself without appearing rude.
Hostage talkers either enjoy making you uncomfortable or are completely oblivious to the fact that they are not wanted. People likely to be hostage talkers are mothers, younger brothers, bosses or people to whom you owe money.
Hostage talkers either enjoy making you uncomfortable or are completely oblivious to the fact that they are not wanted. People likely to be hostage talkers are mothers, younger brothers, bosses or people to whom you owe money.
Dave: Why isn't Mike here yet?
Steve: I think he ran into Linda in the hallway.
Dave: Damn, then he'll be ages. She's a hostage talker.
Steve: I think he ran into Linda in the hallway.
Dave: Damn, then he'll be ages. She's a hostage talker.
by George McBob June 9, 2009
Get the hostage talkermug. I had been with my girlfriend and her parents all day. My stomach was aching due to holding the farts in fart napping, so I couldn't wait to leave the house and free the hostages.
by thelaird1 October 27, 2010
Get the Free the hostagesmug. To take a heavy shit.
- "hang on, I'll be right back. I've got a hostage crisis"
- "I had a sucsessful hostage relese"
- "The hostage crisis was a rough one. the release didn't go as planed."
- "I had a sucsessful hostage relese"
- "The hostage crisis was a rough one. the release didn't go as planed."
by Timmay33 October 13, 2006
Get the Hostage crisismug.