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Hobblepoops

The poops that are coming out whether you're near a bathroom or not and you have to walk straight legged clenching your butt cheeks while you run to bathroom.
Rick had the hobblepoops, we all laughed as he tried to run to the bathroom without bending his knees, or pooping himself while holding his ass.
by Volkswizard October 27, 2010
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HobbleKnocker

1: A person who is really pissing you off

2: A really freaking stupid person

3: An idiot, or a moron

4: Some one you are mad at
5: The equivalent of a Bicklepop
1, 2, 3, 4, 5: You stupid freaking no good Hobbleknocker.
by Goldwyn December 21, 2010
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hobblecock

1. a penis with one testicle greatly smaller than the other

2. the sexual act of driving down a bumpy road with the man strapped tightly to the seat while the woman rides atop the mans cock; requiring much less effort than conventional sex due to the unpaved/ bumpy road
Jim and Susy were feeling lazy so they just wanted to hobblecock
by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011
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Hogblast

A lewd sex act in which one insets various pork products(ham, bacon, sausage, etc.) into their rectum. During sex, preferably on the verge of climax, one would then power-shit onto the other's chest creating a "blast" of feces and pork.
My boyfriend hogblasted me so hard last night. I can now only cum from a hogblast.
by hb fan79 January 14, 2009
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Houblon

noun, plural Houblons.

a Bank Of England fifty pound note (50 GBP), so called as it bears on its reverse side the image of Sir John Houblon, the first Governor of the Bank of England.

also used to refer to money generally, though usually in large amounts.

synonymous with the American "Benjamin" (plural "Benjamins") due to the current £ - $ exchange rate.
"Redballs, I'm low on the old Houblons, you couldn't lend me, could you?"

"Man, Imma get my Houblon on and pimp it up in the club tonight!"

"Dude, his Wallypower 118 must have cost crazy Houblons!"

"You paid two hundred pounds for that scarf!? That's like, four Houblons! Are you crazy!?"
by Lophtus "Lofty" McLøphthåüs December 1, 2007
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Hosbie

Pronounced "hose bee" is a universal insult that can be used to replace any of the following in conversation: Jack-ass, Dumb-ass, Douche, Douche-bag, Idiot, Moron, Fucker, and many more...well...anything you want really.
Nigga Jeremiah: "Hey Fuzz, does your mom do anal?"

Fuzz: "How the fuck should I know? Ya fuckin' hosbie!"
by The Fuzzles July 28, 2008
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homblrbook

the act of using Facebook doing homework and using tumblr. a typical teenagers routine after school usually done simultaneously and "like a ninja" to avoid your parent's lectures.
whats up ?
nothing much just homblrbooking
i homblrbooked last night like a boss
by mega mind November 15, 2011
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