Hogblast

A lewd sex act in which one insets various pork products(ham, bacon, sausage, etc.) into their rectum. During sex, preferably on the verge of climax, one would then power-shit onto the other's chest creating a "blast" of feces and pork.

My boyfriend hogblasted me so hard last night. I can now only cum from a hogblast.

by hb fan79 January 14, 2009

Hogbeast

A female so utterly vile (eg, Kay's sister Carol) that even 12 Holsten Pils & a half bottle of vodka would not be accepted as a viable excuse.

(see Boaby)

on waking up on Saturday & realised I was in bed with that fucking hogbeast Carol, as she escape was impossible as it was sleeping on my arm. I found myself contemplating knawing it off at the shoulder like a trapped fox.

by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003

hoeblaster

hoeblaster is someone who enjoys big line with hoes

damn that's a hoeblaster

by blankgod January 19, 2019