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Giraffe horn

A poorly concealed boner under the pants
"Aren't you going to stand up for the national anthem?"

"I would, but I've got a raging giraffe horn right now"
by Jeremy5464 August 25, 2017
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Car-Horn-Ese

The most simple, yet complex language, with an estimated 1,400,000,000 speakers worldwide. The language is used via one word - honk, with meaning derived from context. A loud honk at a green light typically expresses anger at a driver for not going fast enough, while a soft honk at a pedestrian is usually a polite request to walk faster.
Car 1: HONK!!!

Car 2: Honk?

Car 3: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!

News reporter: That there is a demonstration of Car-Horn-Ese
by KorokDude August 28, 2023
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honking my horn

To honk one's horn can be a blunt yet very subtle way of mentioning masturbation. This can be found in the hit Broadway show Avenue Q.
TREKKIE:
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

Better Grammar version:
I was up all night honking my horn to porn!
by casmay the tewnty sixth August 6, 2008
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horn worm

Strapping on a cock to your forehead and penetrating the lady in a worm like manner.
Let me horn worm the shit outta you.
by Hornworm April 21, 2014
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horatio

a good looking man with a lot of self confidence that wears ray bans aviators rain or shine. often displays narcissistic personality tendencies with a charming charisma. often referred to as "ho" for short by the girls.
He totally pulled a horatio on that girl.
by ho-to the-ratio October 13, 2011
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horndog

some one with a high sex drive,
frequently horny,
craving sexual acts regularly,
gets immense pleasure out of 'doin de business'.
wow, u gotta take it easy little horndog!!

he was all over me last night, hes such a horndog!

look at those two horndogs goin at it in the bushes!!
by megan fox June 28, 2006
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horn happy

an expression for someone who overuses his vehicle's horn, specifically holding it down for more than a second at a time.

a horn happy person is usually particularly impatient on the road, and doesn't understand that holding down a vehicle's horn is an aggressive action that causes physical discomfort and harm to people (pedestrians, cyclists and rollerbladers) in the immediate vicinity of the car, in addition to irritating people who live in the area.

horn happy people are usually unaware of just how little actual value is added by their hooting - a typical result of a lengthy hoot is the slowing down or stopping of the person in front to see what all the trouble is.
i'd like to report that horn happy bastard - my ears are ringing!
by geek.neo April 25, 2010
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