horning

horning

verb, horninged, horning, noun

to bump your unicorn protuberance into various objects or persons, usually affectionately.

That was a great horning, Charlie!

by mandaofthenarwhal February 24, 2011

horn

To be 'on the horn', usually used when single to mean horny, and no-one but yourself to indulge with.

Oh man, I was on the horn last week... i had to jack off three times in one day.

by jimbob August 29, 2004

horn

Horn is a term used by musicians instead of the term instrument.

<musician1>Did you bring your horn?
<musician2>yeah..

or

<m1>whats up with your horn??
<m2>the electronics got fucked up.

by saxojon January 3, 2005

horn

device for smoking marijuana

jamal..wheres your horn?

by mark palmer March 15, 2004

Horn

The definitions prior to this one are all fucking ridiculous. A horn is another word for a beer.

Gurbob:Hey lets go drink another one of this zatch's horns!

Gonepostal:Nay lets piss on the stereo in her living room and take the horns as we run out the door.

Gurbob: lol rgr that!

by Gonepostal April 4, 2005

Horned

To be drunk out fo one's mind.

"Dude I'm so horned after I drank those 12 beers."

by Beaker February 22, 2004

Horn

A phone, especially a cell-phone. Usually used to find out where the gig is at. Originated in Montclair, New Jersey.

Yo, I'm gonna get on the horn and find out where the gig is at.

by Fopp November 21, 2004