pussy hoover

The name given to an attractive man (or lesbian) who has the uncanny ability to walk into a room and have women throw themselves at him/her without any effort whatsoever.

Hey man, there's no point trying to talk to any girls in this bar. That pussy hoover in the corner has sucked up all the available talent.

by ElGrandeQueso April 21, 2008

grab the hoover

Same as grab the vacuum meaning the act of masturbation. This act involves a man loving himself too much till his seed is released.

Dude she is so hot!!!! I am gonna grab the hoover, I'll brb after like 2 mins max.

by Aliroth June 21, 2006

Hoove covers

a large persons foot covered with a sock....to prevent the noice during a stampede. to prevent those embarassing moments at the beach

Honey put on your hoove covers before you scratch the new hard wood floors.

by weknowstuff August 11, 2009

Hoover Crafting

Occurs when one farts in bed causing the sheets to float up and make the bed look like the bottom of a hover craft.

Matt: Dude I could hear you farting all night last night
Erik: Ya man I went hoover crafting last night

by Kochie June 23, 2012

Hoover boof

When you stick a tooter up your pooper and vaccuum the drug into your anus. A mix between snorting and boofing.

After Johnny dealt out the lines, Janice dropped trough, grabbed a McDonald's straw, and Hoover boofed a rockstar.

by Jimmy Boofit November 5, 2019

Hoover Middle School

It's a school full of thots, assholes and fakes...it's a school thats shity about rules. In my opinion I would say be gone thot but there is to many.. there are fake gangsters and all kinds of shit... I recommend to not go to Hoover Middle School

Hoover Middle School is the definition of the fake drug addict

by LilVoiceCrack69 January 23, 2020

suck it like a Hoover

To suck dick(i.e. give oral sex to a man) with so much vigorousness and expertise, that it feels sooo good to him and it makes him feel like his Big John was being sucked by a human Hoover vaccum cleaner.

Nick D: Jesus McFucking Christ, my bitch was really sucking it like a Hoover last night, that when she was finished, I was cumming up a storm in her face that made her blind for a while and she even left a hickey all over my holy muscle of love!





Mark H. Contributing to the universal English slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H September 30, 2004