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hoody for the woody

Another word for a condom.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.
guy 1: "we goin out tonight?"
guy 2: "Hell yeah man! just gotta grab a hoody for the woody."
by the man with the hoody's December 9, 2008
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Hooksy

An offensive term that refers to the manner in which Australian Cricketer David Hooks died after an altercation with a bouncer.

The 'hooksy' is a strike or punch (generally a hook) delivered to the side of the head, with intent to knock the opponent off balance and to the ground. Serious head injury is sustained from the impact to the ground, alot more severe then the initial blow.

Can also be used to describe a blow where the most injury was suffered from falling and not the actual strike. (i.e the killing blow was the fall to the ground and not the strike)

Generally used by bouncers, boxers, and other fighters.
"I gave old mate a hooksy, and he stayed down for good"
"I couldn't seem knock him out, so I cheated and gave him a hooksy"
by BloodMagus July 1, 2006
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don't bogart the hooly stick
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hoosierling

human offspring characterized by loud, obnoxious behavior. Spends most time being spoiled rotten, taught to be apathetic towards the world and very socially petty. Takes everything for granted and acts very entitled. When they don't get their whims fulfilled they throw tantrums the likes of which would make non-elitists want to pull their teeth out.
If you can't control your hoosierling then they will receive a free espresso and a puppy.
by Travis Hackney February 20, 2009
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Hoonyard

“He looks like a real hoonyard in that cutoff tank top.”
by BlueBouser September 8, 2009
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hooshirt

That awkward moment when you take your sweater or hoodie off, but your shirt comes up as well and people see your naked chest.
"Please hold down my shirt so I don't do a hooshirt in front of the class."
"Nah, you'll get all the girls' attention."
by Anyexhyde November 8, 2015
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Homosynthesis

What a homosexual person does to gather energy by sitting out in the sun
I think Jim went to do his homosynthesis since he is gay.
by Sploomsnav on instagram May 30, 2018
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