by Eva3028 May 1, 2020
Get the Jamie hoopermug. by J0rd@n 23$ August 26, 2022
Get the August 28 National date a hooper daymug. A dumb ass nigga that cant guard the teams point guard bc he is raw asf and they ear curry every lunch sometime get injured all the fucking time “ryan”
by Chrisyjuan October 31, 2019
Get the Indian hoopermug. A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)
Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?
Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.
Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.
Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
by saintssintoo January 12, 2025
Get the Half Court Hoopermug. When you are in a political argument and you post an article to support your views, and it actually says something entirely different. This usually happens because you are too lazy to read past the headline.
My man posted an article supporting his argument that the economy was especially hard on dudes, but 80% of the article was talking about how easy dudes have it. He totally hoopered himself there.
by Pinkflyingmonkey May 15, 2023
Get the Hooperedmug. An inconsistent hooper is when you're good at basketball on some days, and just terrible on other days.
Denzel: Tell me why Kenan is suddenly good today? He was horrible just yesterday!
Matthew: He's an inconsistent Hooper
Matthew: He's an inconsistent Hooper
by 15Crossed April 30, 2025
Get the Inconsistent Hoopermug. Not to be confused with a normal basketball player…..The Overthinking Hooper is a male that dedicates the majority of his time to the sport of basketball. He does this in an effort to fill the void once filled by something or someone that is no longer there. He is lonesome and spends countless hours dedicated to the one thing in his life that’s never left, the sport of basketball. As he hoops, his mind can wander and enter a state of decompression or, if he chooses, enter a state of aggression which can be articulated in his play style. The life is somber and he often ponders why his life has formed the way it has. It’s almost as if the sport has transformed into a gateway or sanctuary to avoid one’s fears, shortcomings, or mistakes. There is validation and self acceptance when he cooks an opponent on a step back three, or blocks a shot out of bounds. And as the overthinking hooper progresses in the sport, which includes increasing athleticism, shooting ability, and ball control, he slowly builds confidence and learns to love himself again despite his mistakes or failures. Basketball occupies his time and fixates his mind on the task at hand. Getting buckets. So, next time you see that guy shooting around or doing dribbling drills all alone in the gym, remember…..he just might be walking the path of The Overthinking Hooper. Notable pro overthinking hoopers include Kawhi, Kyrie, or Russell Westbrook.
“Man….every time I’m at the gym that guy is always in there shooting alone working on his game.”
“Yeah he’s going thought it I bet….bro is The Overthinking Hooper.”
“Yeah he’s going thought it I bet….bro is The Overthinking Hooper.”
by sonderunivrs December 16, 2023
Get the The Overthinking Hoopermug.