Ji-Hoon

dashing, dapper, aka the asian persuasian, fantastically compact, god like hair and intelect, most man per cubic inch ya gonna get. makes frank santra look like a hobo. one must wash their mouth when speaking of him and seer their mouth when they use his name. non compare to this being of greatness

when god said let their be light .... Ji-Hoon said "say please"

ohhh my Ji-Hoon save our souls from eaternal damnation

Goodness gracious great balls of Ji-Hoon

by MurZZ93 November 28, 2010

Get Hooned

Verb

To get intoxicated. To consume more than a month's recommended alcohol in less than 5 hours.

Often thought to be referring to Geoff Hoon's (British MP) love for the occasional crafty pint or ten.

Let's get hooned

I don't know why you'd talk to girls. You'd just want to get hooned.

We're off to the Hoon Saloon

by geoffreythegigolo March 15, 2009

hooned out

Tired of hearing any of the words:
hoonage,
hoontastic, or
hoon.

Alternatively, to "run out of steam."

Hoontastic? Again? I'm kind of hooned out.

Joan couldn't come dancing Thursday night because she was so hooned out from her Wednesday night hoonage.

by Mahmoud J March 31, 2008

Standing Hoon

The reaper effect demonstrated by a scary individual standing with their head tilted down.

1) Jason often stands hoon before attacking his victims.

2) I turned around and the hooded figure was standing hoon in the dark.

3) He stood hoon.

by DEANTH August 31, 2010

Turbo Hooned

Getting absolutely shit faced on Flugel Shots whilst Skiing in the Alps

Getting Turbo Hooned with the Lads!!

by TurboHoonedRiz April 4, 2023

hoon bean

someone who acts sarcastic at times, but in the end is a nice person. acts like a "mom friend" at times.

Hoon Bean is so fabulous!

by lolzies69 June 28, 2017

hoon juice

booze, beer, alcohol, beer

where's the hoon juice at?

by HoonDog August 16, 2016