bourgeois honkey

A white person who abandons their real friends and needs to show their supposedly high position on the social ladder with activities like tennis.

I can't hang out with my old friends anymore. I'm better than they are. Besides, I have to show the partners at the firm how good the backspin on my serve is! I guess I'm just a bourgeois honkey like that.

by Daniel M. October 28, 2005

Honkey Rich

The Opposite of Nigger Rich.

He bought those rims with his own money. He's Honkey Rich!

by Tito Sanchez April 23, 2006

Honkey Light

1. Keystone Light
2. Any domestic, cheap, disgusting beer (usually refers to keystone light, but can also be used for Natural Ice Light, Coors Light, Bud Lite, etc...)
3. Beer that usually young naive white people drink at parties to feel cool.

Guy thats always wearing a trucker hat and carrying around a long board: "Hey dude did you get those brewskies for beer pong?"

Guy thats always wearing flip flops, some sort of oakleys rip off sunglasses, and shorts that he made himself: "Yea man i got a 30 pack of Keystone Light for like 16 bucks man."

Me: Dammit not Honkey Light

by Tommy Shue August 30, 2009

honkey tonked

Wasted check hee hawed

rumplemints, check rumplemints
we drank rumplemints last night and got honkey tonked

by CB mccoy June 26, 2008

honkey or honkette

A mean word for a whitey. A synonym of cracka or cracker.

Helloooooo, you're a honkey.

by H-Dogg January 27, 2005

Honkey Kong

a tall and/or fat white person.

"Damn watch out Honkey Kong! You almost stained my muthafucken puma's!"

by Henry Casas IV December 18, 2005

honkey

the sound that a donkeyxgoosebaby makes

donkey: lets have a baby
goose: okay!
.....9 months later.....
Baby Gookey: 'HONKEY'

by freekaydutchmann July 30, 2008