Holy macaroni

An alternative to saying holy mackerel

Martínez said, "Jesus, did you see that?!"

Jesus said, "Holy macaroni! I did!"

by Jayaway August 1, 2016

holy christ

the phrase that replaces 'holy shit' after your christian friends tell you to stop cursing.

person 1: *stubs toe* holy shit! that fucking hurt
person 2 (a.k.a. christian friend): don't curse. it hurts the lord.
person 1: *stubs toe again* holy christ! that effing hurt.
person 2: *sigh*

by joyanonymous June 12, 2006

Holy Gentlemanly

A phrase to express shock or bemusement.

Person 1: 'I ate 8 pancakes last shrove tuesday'

Person 2: 'Holy Gentlemanly!!'

by Gee8 April 17, 2009

Holy Dooley

Holy Dooley is an Australian term for an exclamation of surprise - similar to "Good Heavens", "My goodness" and other such remarks.

Holy Dooley! That frightened me!

by pearlygirl319 December 2, 2011

Holy bullshit

Bullshit that is so over the top even religious people can’t come up with a bigger lie.

No one is going to believe you played baseball for the Yankees, that is some holy bullshit

by SAK 42 December 26, 2018

holy shwizzl

Describes an outburst of excitement and surprisement at the same time.
Can also be used as a description of surprised disgustment.

Holy shwizzl that thing is huge what is it?
I can't believe it, i'm so pissed holy shwizzl.

by Mex K. September 6, 2018

Holy toast

The expression in which your so shocked you can't think about anything but toast.

"he asked me out!"
"HOLY TOAST!"

by Holy toaster February 5, 2012