Hitlers moustache

A powerful piece of facial hair that will capture an audience and force them to vote for you in an election

If trump had a hitlers moustache he would destroy Hillary in this election

by Nathanbae and Harambae August 30, 2016

The Hitlers Bunker

A hybrid sex move that consists of a Dirty Sanchez immediately followed by a Dutch Oven. The victim/lover may now emerge from the bunker with their stylish Hitler 'stache.

My wife asked if we could get tickets to the next Dane Cook stand-up special. Instead, I gave her The Hitlers Bunker and told her it was time we see other people.

by Its science April 28, 2016

Titty hitter

When you hit clapstain keisha in the titties with a tennis ball after they call you an ass

Guy1: I hit clapstain in the tit with a tennis ball
Guy2: did it hurt
Clapstain: yes that shit hurted
Guy:3 so your a titty hitter

by Ltjimmy February 16, 2020

Pinch Hitter

Someone you have sex on the same night as had failed plans to have with another person.

Man, I was pissed when Tina said she couldn't go out tonight. Luckily I was able to talk Mary into being a Pinch Hitter.

by Bayushi_Koso September 10, 2011

hitterish

Used to describe a batter in the game of baseball that displays the characteristics of a quality hitter.

I don't know what it is about that player, but he is rather hitterish in the batter's box.

by DBLNDAGAP August 11, 2010

hattersley

A euphemism for sex.

I wanted to take Rick to Hattersley, but he wasn't in the mood.

by Hard Times August 24, 2018

Heavy Hitter Alliance

The corporation for all the jabronies and low lifes in this world. You have to be a real winner to be accepted into this league. Derived from the biggest toolbag of them all, Daryl Isaacs AKA the Heavy Hitter. Being in the Heavy Hitter Alliance is basically like having a black belt....in sucking at life. You see you have to be a real turd to for the HHA to grant membership. There is a strict set of guidelines that must be met before you can even be considered. First off you must be a complete Daryl, or even a Sherman. Next, you must follow trends, say annoying shit at the wrong time, and absolutely kill any party you step foot in. You must wear the lamest clothes and put on way too much cologne, a tapout shirt and ed hardy cologne should do the deed. Finally, you must have zero true friends. If you are in the HHA and you think you have friends, you are WRONG. Those guys that roast your ass 24/7 don't keep you around bc they like you, they just like having a personal bitch to use as a dialogue punching bag.

Damnit Daryl! Why the hell would you show up to this party you weren't even invited!!! Thats it we're sending you to the Heavy Hitter Alliance.

Jim) Yo check it out that kid just rung up $900 worth of clothes at Ed Hardy.

Sean) Wow, thats Heavy Hitter potential right there.

by CLUB WARNOCK April 26, 2010