Welcome to Highland park where the rich get richer and the poor, well there are no poor. A place where you can live in complete ignorance of the world but still think you are helping to make it a better place. Please feel free to stop by our high school to meet our girls that have been on the pill since 12 and our overly pretentious boys who believe everyone wants part of who they are. HPHS is a place where you don't get F's, you get E's. Because in Highland Park you don't fail, you'd have to be in the real world to do that. Here is a place where people aren't out right mean to you, that is unless you were to offend "what they stand for," but they speak to you with ice in their voice.
Highland Park is the Stepford of the real world. Everything is so awfully perfect that you would suspect robots, only robots would be a welcome replacement to the women that float around the town casting their ideals on the "world." The only things more fake than them are their bodies. Come to Highland park to forget your real worries and focus on...CLOTHS.
Highland Park is the Stepford of the real world. Everything is so awfully perfect that you would suspect robots, only robots would be a welcome replacement to the women that float around the town casting their ideals on the "world." The only things more fake than them are their bodies. Come to Highland park to forget your real worries and focus on...CLOTHS.
"Hey Joe have you been to Highland Park"
"No Bob, I have decided to life a meaningful life"
"But Joe one visit can't hurt"
"Oh contraire Bob, step in Highland Park and you'll be tainted forever"
"No Bob, I have decided to life a meaningful life"
"But Joe one visit can't hurt"
"Oh contraire Bob, step in Highland Park and you'll be tainted forever"
by The Highland Gentile January 21, 2009
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“Welcome to highland park highschool, on the right you can graduate and go to SMU, on the left you can smoke a shit ton of weed and pass out drunk and still go to SMU”
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You would think Gunter would have learned his lesson after last month, but he thinks he looks best sporting the Highlander, and I'm more than happy to help.
by SmallyK May 19, 2005
Get the highlander mug.1) A dangerous village of Newton, MA filled with savages and barbarians known for their wild behavior and Caucasian heritage.
2) A village of Newton, MA which has a higher altitude than the Majority of Newton.
3) Home to numerous Store 24's and other chain corner stores.
2) A village of Newton, MA which has a higher altitude than the Majority of Newton.
3) Home to numerous Store 24's and other chain corner stores.
1) Ayo, I was riding through Newton Highlands in daddy's beamer and I was like 'WOW.' This place is fucked up.
2) Man I could barely breathe up in Newton Highlands due to the increased altitude and thinner air than I've grown accustomed to in areas closer in altitude to that of sea level.
3) I hate being outside Store 24 or other various corner store in Newton Highlands after 10 PM, shit's mad sketchy.
2) Man I could barely breathe up in Newton Highlands due to the increased altitude and thinner air than I've grown accustomed to in areas closer in altitude to that of sea level.
3) I hate being outside Store 24 or other various corner store in Newton Highlands after 10 PM, shit's mad sketchy.
by ThatCoolWhiteGuy September 3, 2011
Get the Newton Highlands mug.A small community very close to the center of Dallas, Texas. It is referred to as "The Bubble" seeing that is conveniently surrounded by a highway/tollway/major road on every side and seems to be very "high in" compared to the outlying areas. Most Highland Park residents are stereotyped as Christian, Conservative and Wealthy which, the majority of the time, is true. Highland Park is relatively expensive compared to near by towns but is worth the money. Highland Park High School is one of the top ranked high schools in Texas and the city is overall very safe. Though many people find pleasure in bashing the "blonde barbies" that live here most people in HP already know that brunette is WAY sexier. ;)
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The events within, happend in real time.
The events within, happend in real time.
Highlander was an alright movie - Sir Isaac Newton right after finding out the Universal Law of Gravitation.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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