Vaginal Hemorhoids

Bumps on the vagina that normally show up on your asshole.

God damn my boyfriend did me and popped one of my vaginal hemorhoids.

by Dan gutyyeoiu July 13, 2009

hemmorhoid arthritis

This is a real pain in the ass!

Oh shit,hemmorhoid arthritis,ouch,my ass hurts just thinking about it.

by johnny and plank October 10, 2005

bring your hemorrhoids

Challenge with the same aim as bring your shit that makes light of the state of the opponents' health by implying an embarrasing condition. See also bring it and terms of address.

Bring your hemorrhoids over here!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

haemorrhoids

A varicose dilatation of a vein of the superior or inferior haemorrhoidal plexus, resulting from a persistent increase in venous pressure.

Presents as a livid and painful swelling formed by the dilation of the blood vessels around the margin of, or within, the anus, from which blood or mucus is occasionally discharged. This is called haemorrhoids.

by Mhairhi Dunn December 1, 2007

Hemorrhoids

Ben's dad

Lol Bens dad has hemorrhoids

by Consie March 21, 2021

Hamorrhoid

A ham operator that forces their opinion on non hams that to even listen on the ham bands, a license is required, no matter what country of origin- including Canada.

As licensed Hamorrhoid "You need a ham licence to use a Baofeng",

by T357A December 24, 2022

Humourrhoid

A person who is a pain in the ass, but still in a entertaining way, usually by telling jokes that are a bit out of range or uncomfortable. You can not really decide if the person is annoying, amusing or just a strange or terrible combination of both.

-Don't get stuck with that guy the whole party!
-Why not?
-He is just, such an humourrhoid!

by Ulfie69 April 25, 2013