Humourrhoid

A person who is a pain in the ass, but still in a entertaining way, usually by telling jokes that are a bit out of range or uncomfortable. You can not really decide if the person is annoying, amusing or just a strange or terrible combination of both.

-Don't get stuck with that guy the whole party!
-Why not?
-He is just, such an humourrhoid!

by Ulfie69 April 25, 2013

Hemorrhoid

1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.

1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.

by Phuqit November 22, 2011

Hemorrhoid

Swollen veins in or outside the anus

that dude is a hemorrhoid

by dhar woman July 7, 2022

homorrhoids

painful irritation of the rectal cavity due to vigorous buttsex, not uncommon among gay men

Whoa! Ian and I had a wild night of fucking, but it left me with a major case of homorrhoids.

by flyingdog March 31, 2008

homorrhoid

Irritation sustained from prolonged anal intercourse

Steve: Dude, whats up with the ketchup stain on your shorts?
Frank: Oh shit, I probably got homorrhoids from last night's sailor gang bang

by bergali September 22, 2010

human hemorrhoid

Someone who causes severe mental pain or extreme mental itching and can cause mental bleeding to the people around him and the more you try to help him the worse he is.

That bipolar craphead is a human hemorrhoid when he's off his meds. Give him a chill pill quick for all our sakes!

by chezo July 22, 2009

hemorrhoid miner

a gay guy
see: turd burgular

Man them hemorroid miners love to wear them assless chaps.

by Phtchnce January 5, 2005