Hostage hatch

Asshole

Man: "I really don't want to shit yet, I'ma keep my hostage hatch shut!!!"
Man 2: "Nigga you tweaking!"

by Rent payer December 1, 2022

Get Hatched

When you get body slammed by a 300 pound man covered in shit from 8 feet above you.

I was in the bathroom taking a piss and all of a sudden a man yells GET HATCHED! He jumped over the stall and landed on me ass first while breaking the toilet.

by Ricky Hatch March 26, 2023

Hatch lizard

To leave the area expediently. Used primarily by chav teenagers hanging around the New Ash Green shops area during the early nineties

Oi Abbott, I've enough of your shit. Why don't you hatch lizard?

by Mikee T September 19, 2006

Joel hatch

a type of person who is in love with there senpai
The President of the united states from 2275 to 2282

JOEL HATCH "something something penis joke"

by Joel Hatch October 20, 2017

Dookie hatch

Shit door. As in "anus". Stems from a submarines waterproof hatch.

Dude, my dookie hatch is leaking !
Holy shit!, look at that chicks dookie hatch.

by Hooligan Mikey January 18, 2009

Elephant Hatch

Refers to the vagina of a Swamp Donkey (a term also listed on Urban Dictionary). This orifice can be deadly, and often is a breeding ground for murky parasites.

My friend got infected by a real murky swamp donkey after infiltrating her elephant hatch.

by The Herder June 29, 2011

sex hatch

another term for the vagina

can i coress your sex hatch caitlin

by mysterious fag June 25, 2006