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Harvey is a hoe. He is a sociopath and you should never trust him, especially if he has a thin face. He never fucking talks but when he does it's the most rudest shit your ears ever seen. Whenever anyone ask him something he turns into a dumb sloth who's just woken up from a ten month coma. No one likes him except for his sexy friend who ditches him at lunch. Everyone has been waiting for him to glow up but he never will. If you meet a harvey it's probably best that you just kill him or something like that.
Girl 1: what the fuck is that thin faced thing?
Girl 2: oh that's just a dumb arsed harvey
Girl 3: FucK YOu hArVey!!..
Harvey by Egg Mc Nugget May 23, 2018
(1. A person who feels they can/should buy their friends things in order to have friends. (2. A person with no life and uses other people's real life stories to imitate them in their own lives in desperation to draw attention from people they perceive as cooler than themselves.
Jose: "Hey James, Aarak wants us to go see a movie with him. What do you think?"

James: "No way man. I don't want to sit there and hear his new adventures of just stuff we've all done before him. It's like he uses our lives to have one himself. That's not cool, man."

Jose: "Come on man, he's buying dinner too."

James: "No dude. I don't want to hang out with some lame Harvey."
harvey is fucking gay
harvey by de we February 9, 2018
Someone who you date if you are desperate.
damn I need a man, I should hit up Harvey
Harvey by lovely.lass69 May 29, 2019
Also known as a nonce , Pedophile and was on the sex offenders list at the age of 14
My friend Harvey is a nonce who touches up kids On the weekend
Harvey by ?!?!,!?!?! November 21, 2019