Harlem Hummer

When a woman inserts a crack rock inside a man's urethra and proceeds to fellate the man to completion and then ingests the remaining crack rock .

She gave him a Harlem hummer in the ally behind bodega

by Quazix June 23, 2018

Harlem Houdini

The act of impregnating a woman, then disappearing, never to be heard from again.

"Yo man, Jamal pulled the Harlem Houdini on D'quanda. She find him, he gon' be payin' support til he dead!"

by Bobcat24 August 13, 2012

Harlem Globetrotter

Similar to a Jager Bomb, but instead of Jagermeister you substitute Harlem Liqueur. Simply drop a shot of Harlem into a glass of redbull and chug the entire mixture.

-Dude, chug this Harlem Globetrotter with me

-Whats that?

-Its like a jager bomb but with Harlem Liqueor!

-Badass!

by Mike Steven Bryan Ryan Room321 September 8, 2009

Harlem Pumper

a hit in someone's testicles with someone's fist. Most of the time it hurts real bad for at least 5 minutes.

Sean was given a Harlem Pumper by Matt, Sean was crying and laying on teh ground. He was in alot of pain.

by someone that was bored February 17, 2006

Harlem Shakedown

The Harlem Shake is an urban dance that has become the nation’s newest Youtube sensation. Despite what its name may lead you to believe, the dance originated in Rochester, New York sometime between the years 2008 and 2011. The creator, Jason “Tizzle” T., discovered the Shake, also known as the Rochester shuffle, while in an unstable state he prefers to call his “rare form” or more simply put, grossly intoxicated. The dance inexplicably disappeared for over a year as Tizzle, or “Tizz”, the name his loyal followers prefer to revere him with, moved to North Carolina. Unsurprisingly, given the cultural appeal of the shuffle, the dance reappeared in the fall of 2012 sometime between the hours of 1 and 630 am as Tizz orchestrated an unruly event known as “Project Mayhem”. Hundreds of videos have been made in an attempt to emulate Tizzle’s ghetto, yet refined moves but none have been able to match Tizzle’s genius.

Fred-I can't decide whether I want to do the Harlem Shakedown or continue to watch WoW videos online.

Levine-Bish do somethin!.

Tizzle-I'm in rare form. *puke* *Harlem Shakedown*

by McCrumb February 12, 2013

Harlem Manicure

When you stick your finger up the ass of a black woman. The result of the residue on your finger/nails is your new Harlem Manicure.

"My friend fingered this stripper's ass and she gave him a nasty Harlem manicure!"

by shaq950 May 17, 2009

harlem haircut

when someone is asleep and you shave their head and put the hair in a bag and then you shave their pubes and put them in a seperate bag and then you cum on their head and their crotch and then stick their pubes to their head and their head hair to their crotch

when he was asleep, i gave him a harlem haircut

by poonchasers June 19, 2008