The Happy Meal

Sitting down receiving a blowjob from your wife or girlfriend while enjoying a Happy Meal and using her bent-over back as a table to put your Happy Meal on.

Honey, I picked up McDonald's. Are you good with doing The Happy Meal for me?

by Wigman87 February 12, 2025

Happy Meal

a Mcdonalds meal that contains a burger, fries, nuggets, apple slices and a voice of beverage. it also comes with a crappy toy that you can mess with.

Guy: "I ordered a happy meal, I loved the burger and the shitty toy that came with it."

by Mar4343💯 June 1, 2024

Happy Mealing

When someone claims an order that's not theirs, thus finessing a free meal.

Starbucks worker: Melissa? Strawberry frap for Melissa!
Not Melissa: Yes, thanks. *takes drink*
Melissa: fuck did I just get happy mealed? Is this bitch happy mealing at Starbucks?

by Anarchistslookbook August 22, 2017

Happy Meal

When you invite a female over (who has a little baby/child).

I don't mind coming through but i have a happy meal, if you don't mind

by kinging_sa May 8, 2022

Happy meal handshake

A pact made when someone uses another persons idea but is not going to split any of the proceeds for its success, except for a happy meal.

Burt: “This area could really use a wine and cheese store”

Ernie: “Great idea. I might steal that. Happy meal handshake?

by George Zidd August 28, 2019

Happy Meal

A girl that is petite but brings so much joy when having sex

Damn girl you a happy meal

by pdx_chris_50 August 26, 2019

Happy Meal

Slang term used to discribe drug paraphernalia. Especially those sold in stores to keep things secret.

Aye, im gona run to the corner liquor store and get some happy meals for these fiends!

by Amacken February 3, 2021