what's the haps

.. I had a friend in high school who would say this .. short for "What's happening?" .. saves one syllable and creates a noun .. actually it's use goes back to Shakespeare .. Hamlet at Ham IV.iii.70 "Howe'er my haps, my joys were ne'er begun."

Hey Man .. what's the haps?

by KarlLober January 26, 2018

HAP

“Hard Ass Penis”

“It’s actually HAP not WAP”
“That Hard Ass Penis make that pussy go to sleep”

by STUPIDSOSS.COM October 4, 2020

Haps

When you wish someone called Henry baller happy birthday you say haps Henry baller

haps Henry baller

by Henry baller June 27, 2019

lil hap

a guy who will smoke all day long but still have enough energy and good intentions to fyck u. he probably been through some deep shot but still loves everyone and always has a smile on his face.

person1: woah look at that stud smoking person 2: ya who is that
person1: ohhh ofc it’s lil hap

person 2: not big hap?!
person1: no LIL hap ofc what are you on cmon now

by hipsdontliewakawaka March 19, 2023

Haps

Haps as in happy or happiness

They were totes haps. They were totally happy

by Provo78 March 4, 2023

DA HAPS

WHATS "GOING ON". THE MOST RECENT AND POPULAR EVENTS IN A GIVEN AREA. THINGS-TO-DO. HAPPENINGS. LIST OF FUN THINGS.

IM BORED... WHATS DA HAPS FOR TONIGHT!? CHECK OUT WWW.DA-HAPS.COM

by DA-HAPS.COM May 11, 2009

Haps

Internet slang for “congrats”, “cheers”, “happy birthday”, “props”, etc.

“Haps on getting that new job Dan!” “Tonight we celebrate our victory, Haps!” “Haps Tony, 18 is a big birthday” “I gotta give you haps”

by I Like To Define Words November 29, 2021