mike hanes

A real jerk who is homo for his dad and has no friends and his mum is gay, his dad is les, his granny tranny, his grandpap a trap, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry non-binary, a ginger wanna be and is a short stack

That stupid dude is such a mike hanes

by steve jobs back from the dead May 30, 2018

5 point harness

A sexual act in which you drive in circles around an empty parking lot while your girl assumes a vertical 69 position on top of you with her legs over your shoulders, her arms around your waist, and her head in your crotch, resembling a 5 point harness used in race cars.

After me n’ Darla Jean left the bar we drove over to the Walmart parking lot and did a few laps while she 5 point harnessed me.

by swamp taco August 10, 2019

harness

A type of beard, similar to the chinstrap, except with the addition of an attaching moustache.

If Abe Lincoln added a moustache, he'd have a harness.

by McG September 12, 2005

hanes

A Welsh word meaning gossip.

"Hey, what's the hanes?"

by Laurarara June 18, 2009

safety harness

a belt or strap in an automobile, airplane, or other moving object, fastened around the midsection to keep the person safely secured, as during a sudden stop or massive wreck.

Miss KC Slinger hopped in her whip and made sure to buckle her safety harness before cruisin down 95, yes sir.

by Master P '84 January 13, 2008

hadessah

stupid, gay fuck

hadessah loves brianna

by kelsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii October 18, 2017

haxess

A combination of the words access and hack, or h4x0r. This would be used by 1337 persons preventing a h4x0r from cheating them in a video game, such as Counter Strike.

h4x0r: I'm gonna h4x0r into his comput0r and get that n00b!

teh 1337 player: No! h4x355 (haxess) denied! lolllolololololollolol!!!!1!1

by Uncle Ben November 27, 2004