Hamburgers 

The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

Hamburgers by Royale With Cheese July 31, 2007

squished hamburger 

Squishing your bare ass cheeks against a window (preferably an eating establishment with seating right at the window) and shitting. While shitting, you ensure the proper smearing technique is used to create a pastel effect on the window.

When I was 8, my Dad and I went to get a poutine and chili dog. On the way home he introduced me to the art of the squished hamburger on the window at Mel's Diner. I plan on passing this gift for generations to come.

squished hamburger by C- bass September 23, 2007

Hamborger 

The hamborger is said to taste like ur mum ಠ_ಠ.

I ate a hamborger whilst unsubbing to t-seiries

Hamborger by FaZe hamborur June 12, 2019

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

"I'd like you to lend me some money"

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.

I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today by Don Engel May 17, 2004

obama hamburger 

eating a hamburger while shitting in the mouth of your lover and singing the star spangled banner

I gave her an obama hamburger on the fourth of july!

obama hamburger by mama obama bahama February 19, 2014

hamburger 

A very tasty food which consists of beef, hamburger buns, and a wide variety of toppings incuding, but not limited to: Mustard, Ketchup, Pickles, BBQ, Bacon, Lettuce, Onion. The best hamburgers can be found at bars or are homeade.

You can find fake, nasty hamburgers at many fast food places.

Burger King...more like King of fake burgers! Bob's Bar in the small town of Smallville has the states best hamburgers!

hamburger by Meijer's! October 10, 2005

The Hamburger 

A penis trick in which you fold your dingy between and under your beanbag. Proceed to hold it there and twist the entire unit as a whole. Now your dingy should be between your balls in the horizontal position. If done right the outcome will strikingly resemble a hamburger. Comes with a sesame seed bun.

Ladies love the hamburger.

The Hamburger by the one and only brad January 23, 2004