Halo 2 

Sequel to the most overly rated games of are time there is nothing revolutionary about these stupid series. The weapons are weak and unispired and the rockets are way to slow. The vechiles plain out suck. The levels are nice and big, but with no A.I. they just overly big for no reason. The stroy is crap it seems like it was made up in seconds.

<Fagboy> Halo 2 will be the best game ever!
<Straight Guy> Shut the fuck up you trick ass biatch.
<Fagboy> ahh duh Halo 2, Halo 2, Halo 2
<Straight Guy> What's so good about Halo 2 give me 1 good reason.
<Fagboy> Screw you; you're gay.
<Straight Guy> What would you rather do have sex with a hot super model that has real everything or play faggot Halo 2
<Fagboy> duhhhh I'm so stupid Halo 2 duhhh

Halo 2 by Mc Mario December 3, 2004

Halo 2 

Halo 2 is a fps, sequel to Halo: Combat evolved. I played it and beat it. Took me 3 hours. Legendary is easy same with heroic. Easy is just plain easy.

Joe Bob: Hey ya wanna play Halo 2?
James: Fuck no, Half life 2 is king

Halo 2 by Stevie Wonder January 18, 2005

Halo 2 

BEST GAME EVER!!!!!! FOR XBOX!!! a GAME THAT IS SO ADDICTING ITS POWERED WITH COCAINE

Mom:Hey its time for school

Sum1:NO U FUKEN HORE IM PLAYING HALO 2 IM NEVER STOP PLAYING IT

Halo 2 by jack November 14, 2004

Halo 2 

The second highest rated game ever, and the fastes-selling. 2.4 million in a day doesn't lie, the game kicks ass. However, the ending is more of an anti-bonar than watching gay scat porn. Cliffhangars suck.

Let's hope Half-Life 2, the next great FPS to grace us, does just as well.

On November ninth, the world DID change. For the better.

Halo 2 by CSD November 12, 2004

Halo 2 

Halo 2 is a first person shooter video game, developed by Bungie Studios; it’s the sequel to the 2001 game of the year, Halo: Combat Evolved. It also has a new game engine and physics engine, which isn’t really that great. I mean, you can’t even upend a Warthog with grenades anymore, nor can you send them or other various objects soaring like you could in Halo: Combat Evolved.

Halo 2 has had over half a billion games played over the Xbox Live service. However, this does not make it a good game in fact, it’s probably the worst sequel and multiplayer game ever created, and it’s full of in-game flaws like inconsistent weapons, unbalanced maps, flawed weapons, and a melee system that doesn’t work and a terrible net code that can’t prevent cheating, even with the previous 2 auto-updates.

There is a big debate as to whether Halo 2 is a superior title to Halo: Combat Evolved. Majority of the Halo 2 fans prefer it over Halo 1, as most of the Halo 2 community have never even played Halo 1.

Halo 1 was a game based on skill and professionalism; however this is nonexistent in Halo 2. The new features like dual-wielding, energy swords, high auto-aim and the high magnetism eliminate the skill factor in Halo 2.

Many people think Halo 2 is a better game than Halo 1, these people are called ‘idiots’. Halo 2 is full of these 'idiots', 99% of whom create the Bungie.net community.

If you think you’re good at Halo 2, think again, it’s the game that plays for you. You go to melee someone and it does it for you, it aims for you, the bullets follow the target, the rockets follow the target (apart from hitting the ground half of the time), the grenades even lock on.

Halo 2 had the potential to be the greatest online console FPS gamer ever created, but it was ruined and noobified by dual-wielding, energy swords, high auto-aim, high magnetism, lunging melees and other in-game flaws that ruin the Halo experience.

Based off of the Bungie.net community, I have absolutely no hope for Halo 3.

xBRx: yu0 all suk in halo 2 without h0st LOL
Skilled person: Buddy, fuck you.

Halo 2 by Sheep Licker September 3, 2008

Halo 2 

The sequel to Halo, and very nearly as highly overrated as its predecessor. In both games, mediocre gameplay is complemented by equally mediocre graphics and an abysmal online community that consists mainly of eleven-year-old prepubescent fucktards, all of which have microphones that they employ frequently as a tactic to deter other players from the server, so they can feel like they're good at the game.

Around the release of Halo 2, many ignorant Halo fanboys had the gall to compare Halo 2 to Half-Life 2 in terms of quality, but they were soundly trumped after HL2 was released to massive critical acclaim.

Noobtard: Hey, I play Halo 2.
Real Gamer: Okay.
Noobtard: It's better than Half-Life 2.
Real Gamer: No, Halo is a shitty, generic shooter that never deserved the popularity it has recieved. Go stab yourself in the face and die.

Halo 2 by Ennuified November 26, 2006

halo 2 

its the shiznaz! i aint nevger seen anything coller since a ninja shitblast! i think this game will kill the human race caus we all gonna stop sexin' to play halo 2!

hot bitch: dude were the last peeps on earth! we gotta sex to save our lives!

dude with da XBOX: hell no bitch! maybe when im done beating halo 2

halo 2 by mackzy October 20, 2004