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halal

Gang shit
No swearing
Alah hwakba
Gotta use “my guy my guy” repeatedly when u spud any other halal
never swear
Frick the gays
anyone who aint keeping it halal Is a willy head
If u hear ANY swearing ur gotta say “r u keeping it halal” then the spud thing

KEEP IT HALAL FRICK THE GAYS ALAH HWAKBA
Guy 1: y wont he pass the fucking football to me.

Guy2:is u man keeping it halal

*spud*
Both:my guy my guy my guy
Both:FRICK THE GAYS *shouted*
Both:ALAH HWAKBA *also shouted*
by speky_man_123 May 16, 2022
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halal food

Amongst the foods sold at the destination of your journey, halal food is the kind of food that is characterized by being sold by women who wears hijab (veil). Such food reflects the longing for the access towards halal food like during the flight to this destination.
After landing, the first thing I looked for was halal food, especially from those lovely women in hijabs, reminding me of the meals I had on the plane!
by Emotional Cruiser July 27, 2025
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halal lounge

Woah! Halal lounge has almost 900 members!
by XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD February 21, 2021
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Halal

The way you feel after a long night out with the pals.
How was last night?
It was great, but I’m literally halal right now.
by Ghostlywisdom1 January 7, 2024
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Halaler

A person or object that is more halaler than another
person “I am halal” , person 2 “I am halaler”
by Aeeman February 10, 2020
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Go full halal

When you run out of toilet paper and you are forced to us your left hand to wipe your ass
"The toilet paper had run out on New year's Eve so I had to go full halal, happy holidays" Philip foxmen
by Mathew 5:15 January 1, 2022
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Halal Day

Stay halal for 1 day on 11th November, You cant do any haram thing for entire day
Stay halal brother, Halal Day is the best
by MFTMG November 8, 2021
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