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Halal bean burger

a halal bean burger is a spicy bean burger which you can buy at the school canteen of hillhead high school, this 'burger' consists of deep fried spicy beans made into a patty, thats it, thats the whole burger apart from the buns. this burger is so disgusting there are ancient stories about ts it is genuinely feral and i would rather eat month old soggy cereal out of craig pitman's hairy asshole
Canteen Lady - Would you like a halal bean burger
Me - Hell no i dont want that shi twin
by halal bean burger August 10, 2025
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So halal mode

When something is so halal mode duh
Someone: *says something so halal mode*
Me: “so halal mode”
by anonymous July 18, 2024
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Halal-itude

(Adj.) Used to describe the magnitude of Halal you've got on a certain day (Halal = Good, in Arabic ) . If you're on a high halalitude, you're super nice to everyone. If you're Halalitude is low, you're being a complete douche to everyone.
1. Why don't you pump up that halal-itude of yours, I cant stand being around your arrogant ass

2. Oh my God bro, that guy is always on high halal-itude ! I WONDER HOW HE DOES IT !?
by Gaurav the Vasnani June 7, 2018
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Halalibility

The degree to which a piece of content — especially audio, video, or creative media — aligns with Islamic principles of permissibility, avoiding elements that are haram such as music with instruments, vulgar language, inappropriate visuals, or themes that contradict modesty, respect, or spiritual grounding.
Bro I had to check the halalibility before posting that reel. Gotta keep it clean 💀”
by The halal guy June 12, 2025
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halal

'if its halal its halal' mr lloyd 2k22
the food Is halal
by danidude May 9, 2022
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halal lounge

Woah! Halal lounge has almost 900 members!
by XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD February 21, 2021
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Halalize

Check to see if a good is suitable for Muslims
Waleed: let me halalize the meat on this pizza
by Couchicle January 25, 2019
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