House 

West Virginia cracker crib.

I found my bf shit-faced house in a west Virginia cracker crib

House by anonymous July 22, 2021

House 

Adj. a type of food with a high likelihood of being completely consumed in whatever quantity that has been made available.

Wife: Did you already finish that whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips? Husband: Of course. It’s a house food. You know this, smh.

Father: Your mother ate the whole pint of ice cream last night. Son: Yeah, ice cream…total house food. Father: Total what? Son: Huh?

Those following this diet should be aware of the purchase of house foods by family members, as we are not responsible for you crushing a whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips during Jeopardy, Karen.

House by Jvpizz July 26, 2021

House 

Anywhere you can sleep, including sofas, floor, benches, and many more exciting pl es

I live in a house

House by FattyBattyDingDong August 10, 2021

House 

The place where u can do the following things:Rest,take a shit without being disturbed,Watch and play video games,watch TV,say stuff without offending everyone(besides twitter.) Oh and treat it properly please...

Friend 1:Hey where u at???(calling on his phone)

Kyle:My house eating and playing Call of duty.

Friend 1:Nice

House by Scandinavian Viking November 23, 2021

House 

Verb: to consume a portion of food rapidly.

An example paraphrased from Tim Robinson's "I Think You Should Leave"

"Y'all aren't gonna tell anyone that I housed his burger, are you?"

House by RichardPounds November 30, 2021

House 

To consume food, usually with great gusto.

Wow, you really housed that plate of French fries!

House by DavidA1225 May 2, 2022

House 

Verb.
To beat ruthlessly or to kick the shit out of as a form of retaliation.

"This guy got drunk and tried flirting with an underaged girl so me and my guys housed his ass."

House by Haji Stardust June 17, 2022