frozen hose

when a penis become erect at an unwanted time

see also morning wood or stiffy

Steve had a frozen hose, so he looked at some granny porn before going to work

by mr. peabody (that time-travelling dog from Rocky & Bullwinkle) November 1, 2004

Garden Hose

Shove it up your butt.

See that garden hose over there? Turn it on and shove it up your butt.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019

firemans hose

To properly pull off a firemans hose you must first have sex with a woman, and when you are about to ejaculate you pull out and let a little drool run onto her back. When she proceeds to turn over you blow your load all over her face and or chest.

Dude last night i totally firemans hose (d) this chick, it was all over!

by Antreox May 17, 2011

Ross Hose

Fucked up shitty ass hookah that blows straight ass into your mouth

fuck this muthafuckin goddamn ross hose you twat

by fuckross May 24, 2016

Lemonade Hose

A goofy ahh way of saying penis (because pee is yellow like lemonade and comes out of a tubular object)

Quandale Dingle: My acquaintance Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut was spotted giving his father’s lemonade hose twisty wisties

by Nig bigger dick June 25, 2022

hose up

to break something or mess it up

"Peter, don't hose up the sales report this week."

by Just another dude October 31, 2013

Hose whore

Fire house slut

Fire truck A. Man you see all the hose whores out today To fire truck B.

by Blksteel July 22, 2017