Hoes Mad

Hoes mad: Noun adj.: ‘Hoes mad’ is a slang term derived from the sociocultural concept that all women who engage in ‘ loose’ or ‘slutty’ behavior (a.k.a. Thot tendencies) are perpetually in a state of unreasonable and unadulterated idiocy under pretenses which contain but are not limited to the following: Perpetuating unnecessary anger, distrust, jealousy, or pettiness, Indulging in the practice of the pseudo art known as talking behind ones backs, or ‘shit talking’ in a manner that most civilized humans find offensive, and finally; pretending to have the slightest amount of human decency in aspect of a physical, and or intimate relationship even though they clearly and unapologetically couldn’t care less about the feelings of anyone other than themselves.

Exp: John: Bro did you hear the Brittany cheated on her boyfriend with ex husband.

TonyI know man, hoes mad.

by ImmaculateCapper June 27, 2020

hoes mad

simple of em facts is these hoes mad,pressed, mentally ill.

queiasha- girl they steady talking shit
tahsyaa- them hoes mad.

by these hoes mentally ill August 1, 2019

Hoes' Out, Toes Out

The noticeble uptick of women wearing open-toe shoes, heels, flip-flops, etc., upon the first warm days of Spring. Hoes favorite time of year! Similar to Sun's Out Guns Out.

I love Springtime! All the hot women break out the sexy outfits and shoes. Hoes' Out, Toes Out!

by jpm757ELC May 3, 2017

Hoes before bros

Rules for girls, don't ditch your friends to get the boy you like. Or if two girls like the same boy, they don't fight over him.
Sisters before misters, hoes before bros, chicks before dicks etc!

Girl #1: I like him so much
Girl #2: I do too!
Girl #1: Hey! Hoes before broes, let's not take him any of us, cause that will just split us!
Girl #2: That's going to be hard, but I agree, sisters before misters, hoes before bros! I don't wanna lose you!
Girl #1: He's not worth a fight between us! Friendships always last longer!

by Aprilforevar June 28, 2011

hoes before bros

a rule that tell girls to chill with there friends instead of going to hang with thier boyfrend

-by giselle-

nicole: r u hanging us today?
pat: no me and my boyfriend r going to the movies today
nicole: what happened to hoes before bros?

by Giselle :D February 20, 2008

hoes do ya head in

when hoes mess with ya head

i have to get off msn coz hoes are doin my head in
yeah hoes do ya head in thought u would of knowin that

by levi-jay October 15, 2009

Hoes-Go-Down

A term originally introduced by the clever, yet utterly forgotten, 80's hair metal band, Malt Likker. It was when frontman Jakke Likker was describing his aftershow exploits with bandmates and cohorts on May 19th of the year of our lord nineteen hundred and eighty four. In passing conversation with guitarist Zakke Likker, the term was coined.

Jakke: Well, oh yeah!
Zakke: Well, alright?!
Jakke: WELL, OH YEAH!!
Zakke: Wah tah tah!
Jakke: Oh yeah! Hoes-go-down!

by Caine November 27, 2003