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heaven

Everyone wants in but no one knows why just because a book says it's the place to be when you die.
I hope I get in to Heaven.
by Phantom July 28, 2003
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a gay little place that people who cant handle the concept death made up

about as plausible as candyland
by fenry July 4, 2006
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A meanie that always blocks me and never wants to talk to me 😭 her name is heaven but she’s from hell😳
She’s so mean like heaven 😭
by Ceo.anime0 September 25, 2020
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Term for a person who makes claims about their wealth, and the luxury items they purchase. However, whenever it comes down to having small things, they cannot seem to afford them.
Person 1: I'm getting all this money, and I just got back from the Juicy store. I spent about a stack!

Person 2: These chips are good.

Person 1: Oooh lemme get some!

Person 2: Damn yo, you tryna pull a Heaven?
by buster knutz February 9, 2010
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The place one travels to after smoking pot.
"Man, Ima get me some pot and go to heaven tonight"
by Tom October 9, 2005
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1.) a state of unlimited pleasure and fulfillment for those who accept God's offer of eternal life.

2.) endless oral sex w/ Kylie Minogue
i hope when i go to heaven, it's really heaven, if you know what i mean.
by oddkin May 2, 2005
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Graffiti: The large signs that span across highways, generally green.
I hit that heaven over I-85 last night.
by Big Sate Dogg April 13, 2005
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