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Harrisburg Wall 

What would have happened if the Philadelphia Eagles had won the last game of the playoffs in 2009 and had to face the Pittsburgh Steelers in Superbowl XLIII.

The state of Pennsylvania would have been divided in half like Germany in WWII and the result would be a wall separating the two sides in the capital, Harrisburg.

Citizens of PA would have had to choose a side and all undecided would have had been killed via death spiked footballs. The week before the Superbowl a war would have broken lose and the streets of Pennsylvania would be filled with flaming cheese steaks and puddles of molten steel.
Who would have nwo the Pennsylvanian War and torn down the Harrisburg wall? We will never know because the eagles fucking lost..... AGAIN
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A stupid whore that tries to steal your boyfriend when he’s rejected and blocked her multiple times. She can never take a hint and has a disgusting amount of moles on her face that make her look like she tried eating a chocolate chip cookie but missed her mouth entirely. She’s slept with a good majority of the school and every guy has said she’s looser and dryer than a 105 year old grandmother and would never do it again. She sends nudes to her “friend’s” boyfriend and is so dumb she has to take classes that are for children. She has zero body shape whatsoever and her double chin is absolutely terrible. She likes to say she has an ass when really all she has is upper thigh. She’s a manipulative cunt and a compulsive liar and no one should ever get close to her.
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